Great Film: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
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Here's a do-it-yourself B:E vs S
Start out with the Lucy Liu character. Wear a long coat and slacks
everywhere you go. Look into a mirror and erase every expression you have.
Speak about once every few hours.
Then you can do the Banderas character. Don't shave. Muss your hair. Put 15
jumbo olives in your mouth when you speak. Shuffle when you
walk.
Oh yeah special effects. Let the gas on your stove run for about 10 seconds
without lighting it. Then light it. Say "Boom". Repeat 100
times.
You can get a copy of the script really easy: Buy 10 comic books. Tear a
couple of pages out of each one and staple the pieces together. Be sure that
they don't fit too well together. They don't even have to be right side
up.
If you do this, you won't need to rent this stinker.
Cast
- Agent Harry Lee played by Terry Chen
- Agent Jeremiah Ecks played by Antonio Banderas
- Agent Sever played by Lucy Liu
- Robert Gant played by Gregg Henry
- A.J. Ross played by Ray Park
- Rayne Gant played by Talisa Soto
- Julio Martin played by Miguel Sandoval
